Which Prince are You?
Your ideal pet would be:
A sleek and sturdy stallion
An exquisitely groomed Pomeranian pooch
Nothing. The only animals you need are ones you can eat.
A ferret named Dr. Honeybutters. Or maybe a rabbit named Ginny Quicksnaps.
The cat that used to belong to your neighbor until you lured it into your house to live with you from now on.
You’d rather spend your weekend:
Attending a fancy dinner and listening to some classical music
Challenging yourself on an extreme obstacle course
Organizing your action figure collection
Plotting to ruin the weekend of your arch-enemy
After a small freak storm wrecks your friend’s house, he asks you to help with repairs and clean-up. You:
Slap on rubber gloves, hold your nose, and look for the easiest task you could perform that might be genuinely helpful
Have already done half the work by the time he even asks.
Jump right to it, but somehow end up making the mess worse.
Say yes immediately, because you are so happy that someone actually asked for your help.
Use the opportunity to swipe some of his stuff during the chaos.
A girl you like says hello. You:
Ask her to dance.
Ask her if she needs any help.
Ask her why she’s talking to you.
Ask her if you can try her pogo stick (whether or not she has a pogo stick)
Trip her to make your friends laugh.
You are told to watch over a mysterious sealed box, but never to open it. You:
Assume the box contains something dangerous and run away.
Guard the box carefully, while proudly resisting the urge to peek inside.
Tell someone else to do such a stupid job.
Open the window, assuming a squirrel will come in and tip the box, affording you a chance to see inside without actually breaking the rules.
Box? What box? You never gave me a box. What are you implying?
Your favorite attraction at an amusement park is:
The theatrical shows where people with impossibly white teeth dance to pleasantly snappy tunes.
The midway games that allow you to show off your skills as you win enormous stuffed animals.
Whichever ride is reputed to be the scariest.
The carousel — so many horses to name!
Whichever ride is easiest to cut in line on.